The Rage Sage

Bow down before the wisdom of the Sage. Seek you knowledge? Seek you enlightenment? Seek you unsolicited opinions on things you don't want to hear opinions about? Well take a seat before the sage....And shut the fuck up!

" Being in a relationship is a full-time job . Don’t apply if you’re not ready . "

Reblogged from kilovesyouuu

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The Sage:

…..THIS is why I got fired. I was told casual employment.

God dammit baby jesus fuck.

you know you’ve eaten too much when it hurts to breathe

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justanotherma11:

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The Sage:

No such thing as too much food!

(Source: imnotahipsterthough)

I wish I knew what was wrong with me… I really do… But I can’t talk about this stuff in person to ANYONE…

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The Sage:

Is here. With an open mind, some swear words and a bottle of vodka.

(Source: indarkdaze)

ask questions.

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hip5t3rlyfe:

tell me stories.

or what not. 

go for it.

Once upon a time;

Omg dead.

Love,

Sage

Giving tips on how to talk to girls to my ex

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headacheswithheart-aches:

My life just hit a new low. I’m such a fool sometimes. A lot of times. I don’t know why I do this to myself. Maybe I enjoy the pain.

I have no one to blame but myself. God I need a drink.

The Sage:

Has bourbon.

(Source: theunwrittenmanuscript)

Help!

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flattummyplease:

I need advice on hiding how I really feel. I just want everyone to think I’m happy. I’m bad at it. I also need to find a better release because I am literally about to eat me feelings:(

The Sage:

Real Advice. Stop trying to “Seem happy” and work more on “Being Happy”

18: Give advice to yourself

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-assassinsuicide:

Take your own advice, Alexx.

The Sage:

YEAH ALEX.

Fuck. Youth these days.

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stephanieajsavage:

If you ever want your ask box to be filled, offend a minority.

There you go.

The Sage:

Who would EVER insult a minor!?

(Source: steffiaye)

Eat Your Heart Out.: Wear Sunscreen

Reblogged from suicidal-bunnies

suicidal-bunnies:

Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth.

Oh, never mind.

You will not understand the power and beauty of your youth until they’ve faded.

But trust me, in 20 years, you’ll look back at photos of yourself and recall in a way you can’t grasp now
how much possibility lay before you and how…

The Sage:

Loves this song.

i need advice.

Reblogged from rrenaissance

The Sage:

Is here for you

(Source: rrenaissance)